My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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