I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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