There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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