dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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