I wanna passion pit in your ass
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You pole danced in your parka.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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