I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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