it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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