Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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