do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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