that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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