Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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