Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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