theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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