so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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