I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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