Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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