I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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