I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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