Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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