I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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