I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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