So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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