oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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