I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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