brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
