She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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