So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
