Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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