I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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