I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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