How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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