That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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