she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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