Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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