Don't make out with my wife yet
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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