The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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