Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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