i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's never too late to be topless.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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