do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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