question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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