i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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