That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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