Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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