no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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