you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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