go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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