bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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