maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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