That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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