he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
