so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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